True Detective is actually REALLY REALLY funny! No seriously guys, I have been scouring the web for funny stuff because that’s what I do best and really I wish there was a job in the newspaper for this because I would totally apply for it. Any who, here is my summary slash the top 10 things I realized after watching our favorite warm and fuzzy show, True Detective.
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1. I bet if I drank this I totally would have understood what the hell Carcosa meant!
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2. How much time did we waste contemplating this show? We will never know that answer. Image may be NSFW.
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3. But I bet if Justin Beiber were on the show, he totally would’ve solved that sh*t in 95′, he’s totes smart.
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4. Although Rust is an emotionless man, I still kept thinking….
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5. And all the guys were like… especially IPC
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EVEN OBAMA
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6. Seriously did you guys notice Lorde’s guest appearance?
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7. But like I kept thinking after the show who is going to mow Marty’s lawn now?
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8. The word “Flowers” is the best code word for sex. Yah Buddy! Bring on the flowers.
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9. It was all a façade they are all serious best friends in real life?! WTF. Now I am mad.
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10. But in the end the show was all about LOVE.
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}}Melissa
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